11thhusband

Thanks to Sammie for sending this one!

A young man married a beautiful woman who had

previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding

night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle;

I'm still a virgin."

"What ?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept

telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never

really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said

he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that

everything checked out diagnostically but he just

couldn't get the system up.

" Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he

knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would

be able to deliver.

"Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic

process but he wanted three years to research

, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art

method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew

how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product,

he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk

about it.

"Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at

it.

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"Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did

was............ God I miss him !!.

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"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why ?

"You're with the " GOVERNMENT "

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This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."