Four Presidents in a Tornado                    Political Crap  /  Back Home

Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado...
and off they were whirled to the land of OZ.

They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.

' What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz? '

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
'I've come for some courage.'
 

'No Problem!' said the Wizard. 'Who's next? '

Richard Nixon stepped forward,
'Well, I think I need a heart.'

'Done!' says the Wizard.
'Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?'

Up stepped George Bush and said,
'I'm told by the American people that I need a brain.'

'No problem!' said the Wizard. 'Consider it done.'

Then there was a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
'Well, what do you want?'

'IS DOROTHY HERE?'  

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