The 911 Call Getting Old(er) / Back Home
Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her
cell phone to report that her
car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her
situation to the dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering
wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!' she cried.
The dispatcher said, 'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.'
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. 'Disregard.' He says. 'She
got in the back-seat by mistake.'