Questions and Answers from AARP Forum....

Q:  Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?

 

A:  Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q:  What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A:  Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. 
When you're done you'll have a place to live.

 

Q:  Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true?  
Where can it be found?

 

A:  Yes. Matthew 14:92: 
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass 
all the way to Egypt...."

Q:  How can you increase the 
heart rate of your 60-plus 
year old husband?

 

A:  Tell him you're pregnant.

Q:  How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?

 

A:   Take off your glasses.

Q:  Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

 

A:  Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q:   Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?

 

A:  Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

 

A:  Storing memory is not a problem.... Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

 

A:  Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

 

A:  On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

 

A:  "Gosh, I remember these!"