These are real notes written by parents
in an
ALABAMA school district.
Spellings have been left intact.
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not
take PE today. Please execute him
2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was
sick and i had her shot.
3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on
jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
4. Please excuse gloria from jim today She is
administrating.
5 Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days.
Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his
hip.
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth
taken out of his face.
7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was
playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
8. Megan could not come to school today because
she has been bothered by very close veins.
9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre
in his side
10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has
very loose vowels.
11. Please
excuse Lesli from being absent
yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathe the shits.
12. Please excuse tommy for being absent
yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed
his bust.
14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his
father's fault.
15. I kept Billie home because she had to go
Christmas shopping because i don't know what size
she wear.
16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school
yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the
porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it
was sunday.
17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday.
We have to attend her funeral.
18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she
was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.
19. Please excuse Jason for being absent
yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday.
She was in bed with gramps.
21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having
a gangover.
22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and
under the doctor.
23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she
had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach.
Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her
brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I
wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There
must be something going around, her father even got
hot last night.