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Alternative Ways of Calling Someone Stupid
A few beads short in her rosary.
A few too many lights out in his
Christmas tree.
A few french fries short of a Happy
Meal.
A room temperature IQ.
A walking argument for birth control.
Batteries not included.
Differently clued.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the
penthouse.
Elevator goes all the way to the top
but the door doesn't open.
Four cents short of a nickel.
Got into the gene pool while the
lifeguard wasn't watching.
He's so dense, light bends around him.
His head whistles in a crosswind.
His mind wandered and never came back.
If he were any more stupid, he'd have
to be watered twice a week.
If you stand close enough to him, you
can hear the ocean.
It's hard to believe he beat 100,000
other sperm.
Knitting with only one needle.
Living proof that nature does not abhor
a vacuum.
Plays solitaire for cash.
Receiver is off the hook.
So dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.
Takes her two hours to watch 60
Minutes.
The cheese slid off his cracker.