Jonathan was in trouble. He forgot
his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow
morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in
less then 6 seconds...AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!"
The next morning Jonathan got up
early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window
and sure enough there was a small gift-box for her wrapped in the middle of
the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway
and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new
bathroom scale.