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Thanks to Sister Bea for sending this one!
The
Riddle
Barack
Obama met with the Queen of England.
He
asked
her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such
an Efficient
government? Are
there
any tips you can give to Me?"
"Well," Said the Queen, "the most important thing is
to surround
yourself with
intelligent
people."
Obama
frowned
and then asked, "But how do I Know the
people around me are
really
intelligent? "
The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you
just ask
them to answer an
intelligent
riddle." The Queen pushed
a button on her Intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would
you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes,
my Queen?"
The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this
please, Tony.
Your
mother and
father
have a child.
It is
not your
brother and it is not
your
sister. Who is It?"
Without
pausing
for a moment, Tony Blair
answered, "That
would be
me."
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
Obama
went
back home to ask Joe Biden the
same
question.
"Joe,
answer this
for me. Your
mother
and your father have a
child. It's
not your brother
and
it's not your sister. Who is It?"
"I'm
not
sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to
you on
that one.
"
He went to
his
advisors and asked every
one,
but none could give him an
answer.
Finally, He
ended up in the men's room and recognized Colin
Powell's shoes in the
next
stall.
Biden
asked
Powell, "Colin, can you answer this
for me?
Your
mother and father
have
a child and it's not your
brother
or your sister.
Who is It?"
Colin Powell yelled back, "That's easy,
you dumb ass.
It's
me!"
Biden
smiled,
and said, "Thanks!"
Then, he went
back to
speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have
the answer to that
riddle.
It is Colin Powell!"
Obama
got
up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily
yelled into
his face, "No! You
idiot!
It's
Tony Blair!"
AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS WHAT'S WRONG WITH OUR GOVERNMENT.