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Thanks to Mitch for sending this one!

Twenty eight years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was
drafted by the Army.
 
On his first day in boot camp the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.
 
On his second day, the Army issued him a toothbrush.
That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.
 
On his third day, he was issued a jock strap.
The Army is still looking for him!

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