What Causes Arthritis? Jokes / Back Home
Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!
A drunk man who smelled like beer
sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face
was plastered with red lipstick, and
a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking
out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and
began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what
causes arthritis?'
The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living,
being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow
man,! sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.'
The drunk muttered in response,
'Well, I'll be damned, ' Then returned to
his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. 'I'm
very sorry.
I didn't mean to come on so strong.
How long have you had arthritis?'
The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father.
I was just reading here that the Pope does.'