The Blonde in a Blizzard Back to Jokes / Back Home
Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!
It was
snowing heavily and blowing to the point
that visibility was almost zero when the little Blonde got off work. She made
her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in
her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally
remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should
wait for a snow-plough to come by and follow it. That way she would not get
stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a
little while a snow-plough went by and she started to follow it. As she
followed
the snow-plough she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not
having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After an hour had passed, she
was somewhat surprised when the snow-plough stopped and the driver got out and
came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The
snow-plough driver wanted to know if she was alright as she had been following
him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's
advice to follow a snow-plough when caught in a blizzard. The driver replied
that it was OK with him and she could continue if she wanted, but he was done
with the Wal-Mart parking lot, and was going over to Sears next.