Boudreaux just got
married to his sweetheart Clarabell, and being a traditional Catholic she was
still a virgin.
On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, sweet Clarabell was
nervous. But mother reassured her.
"Don't worry, Clarabell. Boudreaux's a good man. I'll get in the kitchen and
fix a big pot of gumbo. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Boudreaux took off his shirt and
exposed his hairy chest. Clarabell ran downstairs to her mother and says,
"Mama, Mama, Boudreaux's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Clarabell", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go
upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Boudreaux took off his
pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Clarabell ran downstairs to her mother.
"Mama, Mama, Boudreaux took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Boudreaux's a good man. Go
upstairs, and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up there, Boudreaux took off his socks,
and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Clarabell saw this, she
ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Boudreaux's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the gumbo", said the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"