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Thanks to Leo for this one!
Breaking News!
To save the economy, in August, 2010, the Obama government will start deporting all old
people instead of deporting illegals. This is intended to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.
I began crying when I thought of you...

Run, you old buzzard, run!!!
Well...what can I say?
Someone sent it to me and I'm NOT going alone!!!