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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!
If you ever feel a little bit
stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a
genius..
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Question: If you could live forever, would you
and why?
Answer: ' I would not live forever, because we
should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we
would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live
forever, '--Miss
Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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' Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I
can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all
those flies and death and stuff. '
--Mariah Carey
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' Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your
life, '
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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' I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body, '
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky
basketball forward.
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' Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the
country, '
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
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' That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm
just the one to do it, '
--A congressional candidate in Texas.
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' Half this game is ninety percent mental. '
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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' It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our
air and water that are doing it. '
--Al Gore, Vice President
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' I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix '
-- Dan Quayle
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' We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?
'
--Lee Iacocca
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' The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman
Einstein. '
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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' We don 't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
people. '
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
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' Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received
notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a
change in your circumstances. '
--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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' Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas. '
--Keppel Enderbery
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' If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to
bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning,
when they wake up dead, there'll be a record. '
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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