The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.

 

The Library will include:

 

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under
construction;

 

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to
remember anything;

 

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't
even have to show up;

 

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let
you in;

 

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out;

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has
been able to find;

 

The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling;

 

The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy;

The 'Economy Room' which is actually the toilet;

 

The Iraq War Room where after you complete your first tour,
they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and
sometimes fifth tour;

 

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed
location, complete with shotgun gallery;

 

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty;

 

The Executive Gift Shop, where you can buy an election;

 

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of
your favorite Republican Senators;

 

The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board,
magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws; and,

 

The museum will have an electron microscope to help
you locate the President's accomplishments.

Democrats $1000 or 3 Euros