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Lisa in West Virginia is one of the funniest and wittiest people I've ever met.  Apparently, the folks around her are, too.  This is the content of an email she forwarded to me, just for a laugh....

I picked up the mail yesterday and there were a half dozen Christmas cards in it, plus several credit card offers and various other pieces of junk mail. One didn’t have a return address on the envelope, was addressed only to me and I thought, I recognize that handwriting...?? Here it is...cracked me up big time. She and I get along great---she has a very wicked/warped sense of humor. She fits right in.