A guy went
into his proctologist's office for his first rectal exam. The nurse, Evelyn
(new to the job), took him to an examining room and told him to get undressed
and to have a seat until the doctor could see him. She said that the doc
would only be a few minutes.
After putting
on the gown that she gave him, he sat down. While waiting, he observed that
there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:
A Tube of K-Y jelly
A rubber glove
And a beer
When the
doctor finally came in he said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my
first exam.
I
know what the K-Y is
for
And
I know what the glove is
for,
But can you
tell me what the BEER is
for?"
At that Doctor
Paul scrunched up his face in irritation and stormed over to the door
He flung the
door open and yelled to his nurse ..
Evelyn !!!
I said a BUTT
LIGHT!