Cowboy Rules for Wives Man vs. Woman / Back Home
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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to
have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to time, cleans up
and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie
to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be
with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each
other.