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Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:
It was considered a unique find
and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old!
The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists
from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge
meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.
The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said:
"This is a woman We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also
tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart
enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a
shovel, which means they had tools to help them."
Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that
if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the sea. The
last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently
Hebrews.
The audience applauded enthusiastically.
Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, "Idiots,
Hebrew is read from right to left...... It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The
Ass On That Chick!