Dear Tech Support (Man's Version) Man vs. Woman / Back Home
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from
Girlfriend 7.0
to
Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took
up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition,
Wife 1.0
installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system
activity. Applications such as
Poker Night 10.3,
Football 5.0,
Hunting and Fishing 7.5,
and
Racing 3.6
no longer run,
crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep
Wife 1.0
in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking
about going back to
Girlfriend 7.0,
but the uninstall doesn't work on
Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0
to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
and is designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0
and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once
installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0
because Wife 1.0 is designed to
not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0
and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background
application
"Yes Dear"
to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several
support programs, such as
Clean and Sweep 3.0,
Cook It 1.5
and
Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the
system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.
Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of
Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Flowers 2.1
and
Diamonds 5.0
!
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.
This application is not supported by Wife 1.0
and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support