Dick Cheney Headlines Political Crap / Back Home
The
following is a sampling of news story headlines related to Vice President
Cheney's shooting accident:
La Raza
"Cheney Shooting Victim Gets Emergency Room Priority Over Illegal Aliens"
Kingsville Dispatch
"Sheriff Fines Cheney $100 For Only Wounding Lawyer"
Dallas Morning News
"Shot Came From Grassy Noll"
National Review Online
"Red States Poll Shows Cheney Shooting Was Justifiable"
Austin Statesman
"Cheney Says Victim's Quail Call Was Best He Ever Heard"
Washington Post
"Cheney Prevents Hunting Party From Field Dressing Shooting Victim"
The Nation
"Cheney Drove Shooting Victim to Hospital Tied to The Hood of His Car"
San Antonio Express/News
"Sneaky Lawyer Tactics Don't Work On Cheney"
Houston Chronicle
"Personal Injury Lawyers Hold Candlelight Vigil Outside Cheney Victim
Hospital"
Wyoming Tribune Eagle
"Cheney Friends Decline Fall Duck Hunting Invitation"
Vegan News
"Cheney Shooting Victim Converts To Vegetarian In Hospital"
NRA American Rifleman
"Witnesses Claim Cheney Only Feathered Lawyer"
College Station Eagle
Residents polled.......They'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than
driving with Ted Kennedy.