Dim View on Marriage Man vs. Woman / Back Home
You have two
choices in life:
1. You can stay single and be miserable, or
2. Get married and wish you were dead.
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other women replied, "Yes I am,
I married the wrong man."
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A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day
she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine."
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to
let her keep him.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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There was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until
I got married; and by then it was too late."
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
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You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out
with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.
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Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
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First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
with a beer gut, and still think they are attractive.