One day a father gets out of work and on his way
home he suddenly remembers that it's his
daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales
person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in
the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean,
Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping
Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for
$19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater
Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for
$265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only
$19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs,
and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes
with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends,
and a key chain made with Ken's balls.
