An Interesting observation:
 
 Please, take care of yourself.  A recent joint study conducted by the
 Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23%
 of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
 
 This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink
 coffee, lattes, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and stuff like that. Therefore,
 beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many
 accidents.
 
 This message is sent by someone who worries about your well being.