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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!
The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a
patch that I had downloaded off the internet onto the front of
my shirt.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got
up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Here's the patch below. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of
quicker emergency service.

It also works well if you ever have to use a Laundromat.