Along comes a game warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and
says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What
are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies.
(thinking isn't that obvious?)
"You're in a restricted NO fishing
area", he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start
at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you
up."
"If you do that, I"ll have to charge
you with sexual assault," says
the woman.
"But I have not even touched you," says
the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the
equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.