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Thanks to Mary Lou for this one!

A Frickin' Elephant

 Jake is 5 and learning to read.  He points at a picture in a zoo book and says,
'Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!'
 
Deep breath ... 'What did you call it?'
 
'It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama!  The picture says so!'
 
and so it does ...

' A f r i c a n  Elephant '

Hooked on phonics!!! Ain't it wonderful?

 

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