Before his 2001
inauguration, George Bush was invited to a 'get
acquainted' tour of the the White House.
After drinking
several glasses of iced tea, he asked President
Bill Clinton if he could use use the personal
Presidential bathroom. When he entered the
toilet, he was astonished see that President
Clinton had a solid gold urinal. That afternoon,
George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal.
"Just think," he said, "when I am President, I
could have a gold urinal too, but I wouldn't
do something so self-indulgent!"
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her
tour of the White House, she told Hillary how
impressed George had been at his discovery of
the fact that, in his private bathroom, the
President had a gold urinal.
That evening, as Bill and Hillary were getting
ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill:
"I found out who pissed in your saxophone"
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