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Thanks to Mary Lou for this one!

Before his 2001 inauguration, George Bush was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour of the the White House.
 
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Bill Clinton if he could use use the personal Presidential bathroom. When he entered the toilet, he was astonished see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal. That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal.

"Just think," he said, "when I am President, I could have a gold urinal too, but I wouldn't  do something so self-indulgent!"

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, as Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill: "I found out who pissed in your saxophone"

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