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Thanks to Jim for sending this one!
Dear Friends,
Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over
the last 2 years putting my thoughts
and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the results,
and to assist with the marketing,
I am asking friends and family to help me out. I believe my
new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable
playing tips and insider information that I have gained
through my years of struggle and experience.
Some of you witnessed, while playing Prairie Dunes, some of
the valuable lessons I have learned. The cost is only
$29.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email
with the appropriate credit card info.
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Table of Contents:
Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a
Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank
Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize
Earnings
Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go
in the Water
Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the
5th...
Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the
Tee
Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your
Opponent
Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three
Putt
Chapter 16 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 17 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 18 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer From The
Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip,
But Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff
the Bartender.