Grandma's Peanuts Getting Old(er) / Back Home
Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!
Richard is out
with his friends and stops by his grandmother's
house for a visit.
There's a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table.
So Richard and his
friends start snacking on them.
When they're
ready to leave, his friends say, "Nice to meet you,
ma'am,
And thank you for the peanuts." Then Grandma says,
"You’re
welcome. Eat all ya' want...ever since I lost my dentures,
all I can do is suck the chocolate off 'em."