A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when
he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST.
FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his
imagination and drives on without second thought....
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for
real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF
PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into
the drive... On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a
small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the
steps and rings the bell . The door is answered by a nun in a long black
habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was
interested in possibly doing business......'
'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through
many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed
door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.' He does so and another
nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs,
'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end
of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down
the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he
finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign: GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT,
YOU SINNER!