Every woman knows that
there are days when all a
man has to do is open his
mouth and he takes his
life
in
his hands! This is a handy
guide that should be
carried like a driver's
license in the wallet of
every husband, boyfriend,
co-worker or significant
other!
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DANGEROUS
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SAFER
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SAFEST
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ULTRA SAFE
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What's for
dinner?
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Can I help you
with dinner?
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Where would you like
to go for dinner?
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Here, have some
wine.
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Are you
wearing that?
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You sure
look good in brown!
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WOW! Look at you!
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Here, have some wine
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What are you
so worked up about?
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Could we be
overreacting?
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Here's my paycheck.
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Here, have some
wine.
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Should you be
eating that?
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You know, there are
a lot of apples
left.
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Can I get you a
piece
of chocolate with
that?
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Here, have some
wine.
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What did you
DO all day?
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I hope you didn't
over-do it today.
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I've always loved
you
in that robe!
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Here, have some
wine.
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13 Things PMS Stands
For
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching
Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential
Murder Suspect
Forward this
information to all of
your friends and those
who might need a good
laugh...
and men who need a
warning.
And, have some wine
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