Office Hurricane Rules Back to Work / Back Home
Thanks to Chuck and Tammy for sending this one!
As
we watch the progress of the storm, the following are the
workplace
guidelines based upon the hurricane's intensity:
Hurricane
Category #1
No excuse
for being late. Leave earlier to give extra time to
avoid fallen trees and limbs.
Hurricane
Category #2
Due to the
horizontal rain, you may wear jeans.
Hurricane
Category #3
Whereas most
of the area will be flooded we suggest you
avoid wearing open toe sandals when coming to work. Canoes will be
provided to get to the building safely without getting wet.
Hurricane
Category #4
More than
likely there will be no electricity. Given that, we
will have manual typewriters available to all staff members. Please take
extra caution and wear water-proof make-up if Category 4 or above.
Hurricane
Category #5
Velcro will
be provided to keep you attached to your chairs when
the windows blow out. For those that survive, we will have chocolate
cake at 3:00 pm in the kitchen.
Have a Nice Day.