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THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for
over a year, and so
we decided to get married.
There
was only one little thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and
generally was bra-less.
She
would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a
nice view.
It
had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One
day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations.
She
was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me that she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She
told me that she wanted me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well,
I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She
said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,
just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy
that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our
daughter.
Welcome to the family.'
And
the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.