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Thanks to Phyllis for sending this one!
1. HOW
DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written
by kids)
You got to find
somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it
that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
-No person really
decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way
before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10
2. WHAT
IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
3. HOW
CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same
kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
4. WHAT
DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
5. WHAT
DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age
8 (isn't
she a treasure)
-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them
interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10
6. WHEN
IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When
they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7
-The
law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7
-The
rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have
kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- - Howard, age 8
7. IS
IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean
up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless
you child )
8. HOW
WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of
kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is.......
9. HOW
WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she
looks like a dump truck.
--
Ricky, age 10