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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life
is  tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of
it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all
backwards. You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it  out
of the way. You wake up in  an old age home, feeling better  every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your  pension,
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your  first day. You
work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your  retirement. You
drink alcohol, you party, you're generally  promiscuous (hey, you've
only got a few years left, what's the big  deal?!?) and you get ready
for High School. You go to primary  school, you become a kid, you play,
you have no responsibilities,  you become a baby, then, you spend your
last 9 months floating  peacefully with luxuries like central heating,
spa, room service on  tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish
off as an orgasm!