Long Italian Marriage Man vs. Woman / Back Home
Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!
ITALIAN SECRET FOR A LONG MARRIAGE
At St. Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husbands marriage seminar. At
the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe,who was approaching his 50th
wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he
had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I've a-tried to treat-a her
nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of alla is, I tooka her to Italy for
the 25th anniversary!'
The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the
husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th
anniversary?'
Giuseppe proudly replied, 'I'm agonna go get her and bring her back.'