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Thanks to Moose for sending this one!

Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting
    speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine
    Corps Air Station at Miramar. One of the officers was
    using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles
    approaching the crest of a hill.
    The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun
    began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to
    reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned
    off. Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed
    that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18
    Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the
    location.
    Back at the CHPs Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired
    off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander. The reply came
    back in true USMC style: "Thank you for your letter.
    We can now complete the file on this incident. You may be
    interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet
    had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to,
    your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a
    jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.
    Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully
    armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your
    equipment location. Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying
    the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was,
    quickly responded to the missile system alert status and
    was able to override the automated defense system before
    the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar
    position.
    The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when
    cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are
    very high tech. Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the
    radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear
    molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is
    broken on his holster.
    Thank you for your concern."
    Semper Fi

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