I,__________________, being
of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by
artificial means.
Under no circumstances
should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass
ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors
interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of
time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
Martini
Cold Beer
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Cream gravy
Sex
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Sex
Ice cream
Cup of tea
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate.
It should be presumed that
I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby
instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel
in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!
