The Mirror
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Thanks to Mary Lou for this one!
A woman, standing nude, looks in
the bedroom mirror and says to
her husband, "I feel horrible, I
look fat, ugly, out of shape, my
Hair is a mess and my face is full
of wrinkles. Pay me a Compliment."
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's darn near
perfect."