THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU!
With the global recession showing no signs of
relief, many NBA players are struggling along with
the rest of us working folks, so now is the time
for us to show the world just how much we care.
It's just not right. Hundreds of basketball
players in our very own country are living at or
just below the seven-figure salary level!
Atrocious! But now you can help! For about two
thousand dollars a day--that's less than the cost
of a large screen projection TV--you can help a
basketball player remain economically viable
during his time of need.
Two thousand dollars a day may not seem like a lot
of money to you, but to a basketball player it
could mean the difference between a vacation spent
golfing in Florida or a Mediterranean cruise. For
you, two thousand dollars is nothing more than
three months rent or mortgage payments. But to a
basketball player, two thousand dollars a day will
almost replace his salary.
Your commitment of two thousand dollars a day will
enable a player to buy that home entertainment
center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new
Ferrari, or enjoy a weekend in Rio.
"HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?"
Each month, you will receive a complete financial
report on the player you sponsor. Detailed
information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real
estate, and other investment holdings will be
mailed to your home. You'll also get information
on how he plans to invest the $5 million lump sum
he will receive upon retirement. Plus upon signing
up for this program, you will receive a photo of
the player (unsigned). Put the photo on your
refrigerator to remind you of other peoples'
suffering.
"HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING"
Your basketball player will be told that he has a
SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to help in a time of
need. Although the player won't know your name, he
will be able to make collect calls to your home
via a special operator just in case additional
funds are needed for unexpected expenses.
Simply fill out the form below.
___YES, I want to help!
I would like to sponsor a NBA basketball player.
My preference is checked below:
[ ] Starter
[ ] Reserve
[ ] Star*
[ ] Superstar**
[ ] Entire team***
[ ] I'll sponsor a player most in
need. Please select one for me.
* Higher cost
** Much higher cost
*** Please call our 900 number to
ask for the cost of a specific
team (Sorry, does not include
cheerleaders).
Please charge the account listed below
$2,054.79 per day for a reserve player or starter
for the duration of the strike. Please send me a
picture of the player I have sponsored, along with
a team logo and my very own NBA Players
Association badge to wear proudly on my lapel.
[ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa
[ ] American Express [ ] DiscoverCard
[ ] Diner's Club
Your Name: __________________________
Telephone Number: __________________
Account Number: _____________________
Exp.Date:____________________________
Signature: _________________________
Mail completed form to NBA Players Association
or call 1-888-TOOMUCH now to enroll by phone.
(Children under 18 must have parental approval.)
Note: Sponsors are not permitted to contact the
player they have sponsored, either in person or by
other means including, but not limited to,
telephone calls, letters, e-mail, or third
parties. Keep in mind that the basketball player
you have sponsored will be much too busy enjoying
his free time, thanks to your generous donations.
Oh yes, contributions are not tax-deductible.