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Thanks to Sammie for sending this one!

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.  Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my NEW GREEN HAT
  When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.  I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.  Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.  Here's the hat.  Try it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

It also works at DMV.  It saved me 5 hours.
  At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
  Don't try it at McDonald's though.  The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.

 
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