Nine Words Man vs. Woman / Back Home
Thanks to Moose for sending this one!
1.) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need
to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to
watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead:= This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders
why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make=
to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this
is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing
it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the
woman's response refer to #3.