No one
believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly
couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married
as childhood sweethearts
and had
moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.. Holding hands,
they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so
they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved 'I
love you, Sally .'
On their
way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically
landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do
with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money-fifty thousand
dollars!
Andy said, 'We've got to give it back.'
Sally
said, 'Finders
keepers.'
She put the money back in the bag and
hid it in
their attic.
The next
day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the
money, and knocked on their door..
'Pardon
me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?'
Sally
said,
'No'.
Andy
said, 'She's lying. She hid it up
in the
attic...
Sally
said, 'Don't believe him, he's getting
senile'
The
agents turned to Andy and began to question him. One
said:'Tell us the
story
from the beginning.'
Andy
said, 'Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school
yesterday .....'
The
first officer turned to his partner and said, 'We're outta here!'