A woman went to a pet shop and
immediately spotted a large, beautiful
Parrot.
There was a sign on the
cage that said $50.00."Why so little," she asked
The pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and
said, "Look, I should tell you first that
This Bird used to live in a
house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some
Pretty vulgar stuff.
"The woman thought about
this, but decided she had to have the bird any
Way. She took it home and
hung the bird's cage up in her living room and
Waited For it to say
something.
The bird looked around the
room, then at her, and said, "New house, new
Madam.
The woman was a bit shocked
at the implication, but then thought that's
Really not so bad.
When her two teenage
daughters returned from school the bird saw and
Said, "New house, new
madam, new girls.
The girls and the woman
were a bit offended but then began to laugh about
The situation considering
how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband
Keith came home from work.
The
bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith!"