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Thanks to JLVeer for sending this one!

THE PATRIOTIC MICRO CHIP
is intended to be implanted in
terrorists.

The implant is specifically
designed to be injected
in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will
allow the one implanted, to speak
to God.

It comes in various sizes:

The exact size of the implant will
be selected by a well-trained and
highly skilled technician, who will
also make the injection. No
anesthetic is required.

The implant may or may not be
painless. Side effects, like
headaches and nausea, aches,
and pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may
occur at the injection site. In
most cases, you won't even
notice it.

Please enjoy the security we
provide for you.

Best regards,