Personality Drinks Man vs. Woman / Back Home
Thanks to JLVeer for sending this one! JL forwarded this one and asked me, "So, what drink do YOU order?" I sent back, "I don't ORDER any drinks. I get my beer at the store and I bring it home." I pity the poor folks out there on the prowl who have to keep all of this in mind...I would have to carry this list in my pocket and refer to it often if I was out there.
Me? Beer. In a bag. Home. Story over.
Drinks That Reflect Personality
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City
bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what
she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!
Drink:
Beer
Personality:
Causal,
low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your
Approach:
Challenge her to
a game of pool.
Drink:
Blender Drinks
Personality:
Flaky, whiny,
annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your
Approach:
Avoid her, unless
you want to be her cabana boy..
Drink:
Mixed Drinks
Personality:
Older, more
refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll
send YOU a drink.......
Drink:
Wine
(does
not include White Zinfandel)
Personality:
Conservative and
classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your
Approach:
Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with my friends.
Drink:
White Zinfandel
Personality:
Easy; thinks she
is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your
Approach:
Make her feel
smarter than she is..this should be an easy target.
Drink:
Shots
Personality:
Likes to hang
with pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your
Approach:
Easiest hit in
the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful
not to make her mad!
Drink:
Tequila
No
explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!
THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is , as always, very
simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer:
He's poor
and wants to get laid.
I
mported Beer:
He likes
good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine:
He is
hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him
get laid.
Whiskey:
He doesn't
give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila:
He is thinking he
has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel:
He's gay