car videos around the country.
#15. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're
new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
#14. "Take your hands off the car, or I'll make your
birth certificate a worthless document." (My personal favorite)
#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12. "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In
case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet
fired
from my gun."
#11. "So, you don't know how fast you were going? I
guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
#10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor,
but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the
shift
supervisor?"
#9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you
not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
#8. "The answer to this last question will determine
whether you are drunk or not: Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen...fair is a
place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in
monkey doo."
#6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my
wife gets a toaster oven."
#5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to
have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we
want."
#4. "Just how big were those two beers?"
#3. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC."
#2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good
personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post
your
bail."
And...............THE BEST ONE !!!!!!!.......Drum Roll
Please!!!!!!!
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?
You're right, we don't."