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Thanks to Bea for sending this one!
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went
to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my
sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she
needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the
turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and
inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the
bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister
pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little
bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying
news, my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!