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Thanks to Poobah for sending this one!
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
Man Kills Self
Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I
caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked
who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that
what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
I
just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny..
Something
Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No crap,
really? Ya think?
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Police Begin
Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now
that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating
Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a
guy!
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Miners Refuse
to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile
Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that
works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope
for Peace
I can see
where it might have that effect!
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If
Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave
Linked to Temperatures
Who
would have thought!
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Enfield (
London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect
Homicide
They may be
on to something!
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Red Tape
Holds Up New Bridges
You
mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By
Lightning: Faces
Battery Charge
He
probably IS the battery charge!
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Astronaut
Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what
he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make
Nutritious Snacks
Do
they taste like chicken?
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Local High
School Dropouts Cut
in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are
Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy,
are they tall!
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And the
winner is....
Typhoon Rips
Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I
read that right?
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Now that
you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send
this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need
a good laugh, at least once a day!